Just chillaxing

And all went well. Conviently no one was around I pushed them out the back door. And everything went rather smoothly. I think they didn't catch on the whole boyfriend thing either Or they did and didn't want to tell me. When I went to bed that night, after they left, though... I found a big poster of Jesus on my ceiling. Now I know I have a lot of posters like that but I mean... He's watching me. I know he is always watching me but it is kind of creepy right there. Either my parents put that up or someone is playing a prank. I haven't slept well since, it is like he knows all the bad things I have done. And I don't want to take him down because he might get upset. Can't upset Jesus! ... Maybe DJ will switch rooms with me.

WELLLLLLLLLLLL

I woke up seven days ago with a really weird stomach ache. First, I thought it was just some indigestion but it felt more like an upset stomach. Then, I started to worry what if I got the nausea, heartburn, or worse the diarrhea that the song sings about. I needed PEPTO BISMOL *smiles*. So, I was off to go to the pharmacy but I have a bad sense of direction and wound up on the other side of the area. Go me.
Nevertheless, I am a clever lad and found my way out of that in no time and the help of the lord. The lord led me to see the anti-christ leaving a bar. He showed me the way to help him and his cause by showing me this. Yes, the anti-christ was with another man. *Gasp*

How could I tell Hwanhee about this? I had to follow. They went towards the zoo. I followed them in but apparently while I was debating getting icecream at the vendor outside the zoo, they gave me the slip. They wanted me to believe they were in the zoo. I spent hours in search of them. I even fell in the elephant area and stepped in poo...
I then ran out and some weird giant bunny grabbed me and asked in broken Korean where I was going. I have a hard time understanding full korean still. So, I punched him in the stomach and told him to speak bloody English. He took of his hat and said something in Spanish. Those illegals go everywhere D:
I ran into the bushes and used them as a way to getting out of the zoo (it took a while... ok maybe a few days). After that I got drenched by water and well, at least the poo smell was gone. I caught up with them at a weird garden thing by chance two days ago. I decided to change outfits to better blend with the environment. Aka, I suckered some kid that was going to a play to give me his tree outfit. Problem was his head hole was too low for me and ended up just revealing my crotch. I was a crotch tree... I stood in the garden trying to hear their conversation. They suspected nothing until some bird landed on me. I thought he was so pretty until he crapped on my suit. I freaked out and fell. I knew they saw me so I ran. After that, I changed outfits to a delivery boy and followed the anti-christ and his friend to a house. They exchanged a  few words and I got yelled at for delivering the food late. Curse that job. I didn't want it...wait, it isn't my job! Anyway, I followed him home where I changed outfits to a jogger. A female jogger. I got hit on by a mexican dude on his way to Hwanhee's... His voice sounded familiar. Anyway so Hwanhee being the kind soul he is went to look for me with the Mexican and the anti-christ. I changed outfits again into a hobo to better watch them and they tried to look in my house. >>. 

Then they went home after a while and I changed outfits into a dog but the mexican picked me up and kissed me so I think that was a bad idea. He called me so ugly that I looked cute... I am offended. 

I decided to just come home but still...  

I will catch you


CHEATER MAN!

FOR THE LAST TIME:

MY BOYFRIENDS DO NOT 
CONSTITUTE A HAREM!!!!
God does not forgive liars. >.<.

These are the best days of my life.

Someone knocked on my door but I was busy...


DJ sorry for the noise.

God surely blessed my life.

Hope you are all equally blessed.

NO, I AM NOT DRESSED
 LIKE A MUMMY BECAUSE THE MUMMY THREE IS COMING OUT!!!

EVIL WOMEN ATTACKED ME AND MY BEAUTIFUL HOME WITH TOILET PAPER!

I CRY

...
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Did I really think Junjin was god?

MY SILK SHEETS ;_;

Hey, what's up, Shiwon? My church is having an event where we get to show others the glory of god by singing and stuff like that.

Want to help me spread the word?

We get "Jesus is my homeboy" shirts.

HYUNBIN IS THE ANTICHRIST

T___T

I picked up the newspaper in the morning...and well...



WHO
 SQUEALED? D<

my minime told me to do this so why not.

You didn't visit me... AGAIN!!!!

It's ok. The lord is with me and this is his day. The day he rose from the dead...

I don't need you easter bunny D<

I think I'll just re-arrange my socks. I think the pinks are trying to infiltrate the whites! We can not have that!

I believe in a world where pink socks will know their place D<

I just finished signing the last card, putting it to it's appropriate gift and designating which gifts goes to who.

Tough time, shopping for it all and sorting but... I'm sure it will be worth it in the end.

Happy Valentines days guys!
I would spend my days in  mall searching for perfect gifts for you guys so the question now is... What did you get me?

So, yes... I was the one that sent those midgets to Se7en's house. Apparently there was a miss understanding.

However, after putting Ryan in drag and getting him to lead them away. All was good.

Except...He wanted to punch me

But he didn't : D

He slapped me though D:

So, I am throwing a party for all Americans. It's the Halloween party. This party also celebrates someone's bday so bring a present.

Boyfriends and girlfriends are allowed. However, you can't just bring another person.

Now, you are considered ok for this party if...

A) You have ever lived in America for at least a year
B) You were born in America
C) You have a costume D<
OR
D) you are just the GF or BF of a person who met all the requirements above and is also in a costume.

SO! Get ready to have fun and... I have a surprise for Chris.

Thank you, God, for creating Eru.
Thank you,God, for creating Chris
Thank you,God, for creating Jaejin
Thank you, God, for creating Ryeowook

AND THANK YOU FOR JAPANESE!!!!

AMEN!!!!

Chris makes a nice looking maid.

I mean, think of all the things that maid can clean?

Like he could even organize my socks.

Separate the pinks from the whites

So, I went to church last night then I went to play video games.

Dude, church is an amazing place. I know I have sinned...a lot. Especially with my five boyfriends. However, god is forgiving and he understands that I can't help but love them. God understands that love is pure. And so! I am still devoted to him as always.

Baby and Maru, you are so lucky to have a mother so devoted to god!

Don't worry guys, god is forgiving. Do good things and believe in him. After all, all you need is faith and love. God knows we are not perfect. The only thing we can do is do better things and try not to sin anymore... Past sins can be forgotten but no faith can never be (Unless you are like Gandhi or something).

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I feel sorry for the guy who got hit but

OMG LOL.

So Chris caught me doing some ...THINGS... alone in my home. The first time was slightly awkward. Though i doubt anyone can say they haven't done it before. I AM MONKEY MANNNNNN! This time, however, was kinda messed up...

I mean...

It was dance without underpants day...